Sah, Please do not resist.
I would like to have all your... (Episode 8)
...money and food now.
Who is this snobbish and annoying bandit?
We have nothing to hand over to a weakling like you!
Are you sure you should be talking to me like that?
I can read your minds you know. Yes, everything you think of.
I have mentalism powers.
- Mentalism? - So what?
For example, your attacks...
If I can read all your moves, I can dodge all your attacks.
Then, I can go on the offensive and ...you'll be defeated.
- You can't do that! - Yoshihiko. Don't let your guard down.
Your name is...
- Yoshihiko, Right!? - He got it! Amazing!
I just called your name! Nothing to be amazed about.
Here are three balls.
I'll turn my back and you please pick up one ball.
Then I'll guess which colored ball you've chosen.
- That's not possible. - Try me.
Then...I will...
- Got it! - Red. - Wow Amazing!
It's nothing to be amazed at...
- Got it! - Green! - How can this be?!
It's just coincidence. Coincidence.
- Got it! - Blue!
HA HA! Wrong!!!
- SORRY ABOUT THAT! - What a stuffy guy.
I got one wrong so far. However!
I'll get it right for the next one.
Are you ready?
- Ready? - Yes.
- All of them! - What!?
That's just too amazing!
Sorry about that!!
To make sure you all have fun, I always make one mistake on purpose.
- How can that be...? - By the way...
That old man chose...
The Red ball.
He may really be a mentalist...
- Does that mean, all of our attacks...? - He can read them.
- That's bad! - That's not possible.
- Here I come! - Right! Left! Left again!
- He knows! - Shoot!
Right! Here comes left!
You got me once!
However, I'll dodge the next one.
You shouldn't intentionally lose during a fight...
He's a good entertainer.
Subtitles and Translation by Danburi Editor and QC by \( -o _ o- )/
"Low Budget Action Adventure Story"
"Yuusha Yoshihiko and Akuryo no Kagi"
(Darma Temple)
So the rumors were true. You can really change your roles here.
Once you master several roles, they said you can go up to a higher level.
Yay~! I'm now a wizard!
Now I can obtain real spells unlike someone else...
Sure~ An amateur like you can't obtain real spells that easily.
Danjo-san, what did you choose?
I chose martial artist. I want to become the strongest.
For me...I chose...don't be surprised...
I chose Carouser.
That's not surprising at all. You're already like that anyway.
Very true.
How much do you want to goof off?
Huh?
Eh, What about you Yoshihiko?
I chose monk.
Eh?
I'm going to master monk and save people with love and kindness.
And some day, I want to become a sage.
Yoshihiko is going to become a sage...?
Yoshihiko who doesn't even know simple kanji like walk...?
- Sage? - The strength of a Yuusha and the warmness of a sage...
We'll need both to lead the world to peace.
Ah! Hotoke is here! Yoshihiko come here!
You know what? It's difficult to find this 'Akuryo no Kagi' isn't it?
It's because of you. It's all because of your false information.
Oi! What do you mean false?
- Baldy! - I'm not bald.
- What? - I'm not bald.
I'm not bald, right?
Oh, fine! But how can you call Hotoke a liar?
- Don't talk like I'm the boy who cried wolf! - But you did!
Well...
In the bed at night...
I do become an animal...
- Aren't I wild? - Hey...
Don't you feel embarrassed? Don't do lousy impersonations.
Detergent refill pack where you can rip it by hand...I ripped it!
You don't know the original very well, do you? And what you're saying is just normal.
After ripping it open, I threw it in the garbage right away.
- Like he said, that's normal. - And then gently...
...poured it into the bottle.
Yes, that's the steps.
And after I poured it into the bottle, I drank it all!
What? Amazing.
Sorry sorry, that was a lie. A lie.
Children watching the show, please don't do that.
UNDERSTOOD!
Hurry up and tell us where's the key.
WILD~!
Yes, it's about time. I shouldn't have too much fun. They'll just cut it out anyway.
Ehhh~...'Akuryo no kagi' is...
- It's possibly in the village of 'Moonpota'. - Village of Moonpota...
In the village of Moonpota, there's a tunnel called 'Warp gate'
It seems evil air is radiating from this tunnel.
Umup. I've read the book.
When you enter the 'Warp gate', you'll end up in a different location.
- Where does this gate lead to? - That I don't know.
That's the case of these Warp gates.
Understood. We just need to find this Warp gate in the village of Moonpota.
Ah, Sorry, I forgot one thing!
One more thing. Ano, hurry!
Well. I feel that great evil is on the move to obtain this key.
- What the heck? - So, please hurry. Really really hurry.
(Village of Moonpota)
Since we must find it quickly, let's spread out.
Understood.
Woah, it's just a dog.
I thought it was a monster.
Wait wait. Young lady.
Huh? Who is it?
It's me. Me.
Eh?
A talking dog?
You thought I was a monster, didn't you.?
Ah...
I'm not a Mamono (monster). I'm Marumo*. Just kidding! Gah hahahaha. (*Just like the talking dog in Marumo no Okite drama, )
What are you talking about?
Anosa, can you dig here for me?
Why do I have to dig? You're the dog. Dig it yourself.
Ah~! I thought I'd give you some good information if you dig for me.
Really? What information?
About a Warp gate in this village.
Really!? Fine I'll dig for you!
You're a good dog!
Right here?
Oh! Here.
Thank you.
Ok, now what? Tell me.
- Where is the Warp gate? - That I don't know.
- A Guy named Elf knows. - Where is he?
This is it!
I can definitely feel the evil air radiating from here.
Right. Let's get everyone.
What the heck!?
Where am I?
That's right.
Let's go back and get everyone here.
B*tch... You can't even fold the washes correctly? How long have you been a housewife?!
- I'm sorry... - And...
I can't stand the dirty collar! How many times DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!
Yes! I'm sorry!
You've been my wife long enough!
I'll...I'll re-wash them right away.
Of course you will. Go wash it until your skin peels.
Otherwise, no dinner for you.
And you will be beaten a 100 times!
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Sorry to concern you.
How can anyone treat a woman this way...?
- How can this be? - It's my fault.
It's all because I'm an imperfect wife...
But...I'm sure you're trying your best.
Does he treat you like this everyday?
No. You must talk to the village chief and ask for his help.
Please don't. I don't want anyone to know.
But...If this continues, you may die someday.
If others find out, I'd rather die.
No...
(ELF)
Fine. (ELF)
I'll tell you.
But under one condition.
Fine. I'll do anything.
You...
...become my wife.
Eh?
Love at first sight? Does he know you have flat tits?
- He likes me just the way I am. - So what was your answer?
I told him that If the key is found where he said, I'll date him once.
- Then I'll consider marriage. - Did he tell you the location?
- Mmm. - He must really love you!
- So, where is it?
I heard there are two Warp gates here.
One is connected to an ordinary townhouse in the village of Paparata.
The other one has evil air radiating from it.
No one will go near it saying once you get to the other side, a monster is waiting.
Obviously the second one leads to the key.
Good!
Let's go to the evil one.
Not yet. Without Yoshihiko, we won't have a chance.
Hotoke said we must hurry!
I'll defeat the monster.
Fine! Let's go with just us three!
Are you serious? Don't you think we should wait for Yoshihiko?
Well...Under the circumstances...
I want to hurry up and take care of it without Yoshihiko.
What are you worrying about? I don't like it.
- Fine, let's go! - Ne~ We really shouldn't. Let's not do this.
You! Seriously, don't tell Yoshihiko about this.
I don't know why but...
I'm telling you things that I don't need to...
No monsters can beat you.
No, I'm not that strong.
No, you'll most definitely win.
Please, don't worry about me anymore.
I do have to look for 'Akuryo no Kagi'...
But for some reason...
I can't leave you be...
Why...?
I myself don't know why...
Ah!
"Please chose the Job you would like to do" - Monk
Is that what this means...?
The thing you're looking for is truly in this village,
- Please hurry and go find it. - Yes.
As soon as this wash is done.
- Ah! - What happened?
It's nothing. I just scraped my finger on the rock.
Oh no!
It's fine.
But you're bleeding.
This is nothing.
Ah!
AAH!
This is mine...
(Flona)
Flona-sama...
Is that your name?
Yes.
What is this?
I think it's a...casino.
He said there is a monster. Let's go back and look elsewhere.
What's going on?
I don't know...
I don't know why but I really want to gamble here!
What?
You put gambling before our mission?
Seriously, stop kidding around.
No good. I want to play. I don't know why but I want to play!
AH! My body has a mind of it's own and I'm going to get a ticket for the next race.
Stop messing about!
We must defeat the monster and obtain the key...!
Arah! Gentleman with sideburns, you're dreamy. Would you like to have some fun?
How dare you talk to a fighter like that!
Oh...sexy...
Oy, old man.
Oy! Mole man! Stop that!
Ah! Not good...
I can't stay here...
Oh, his voice is so takumashii (muscular).
That's because...
I'm Takuma Shin.
- I would like to spend the night with you. - Sure.
I'll take care of all three of you!
I got it! It's because Merebu is now a Carouser.
But old man, your role change has nothing to do with that!
How was it, Yoshihiko?
Did you find a Warp gate?
No.
It's difficult you know...
You haven't found one yet either?
Oh...
We have...
...not...
We need to find it soon, right?
- Right? - Yes. You're right.
This is just an ordinary village...
I wonder where the key is...
Are you going to the casino again?
Yes, I'll win 10,000 gold to get the key to the treasure today.
The key to the treasure for 10,000 gold?
Why didn't we see this...? (10,000 Gold)
- Oi! Merebu! - Be quiet! I'm in the middle of the race!
- How much do you have? - Right now...
- 35 gold...or so? - That's Not enough! - For what?
We need 10,000 gold to get 'Akuryo no kagi' Right here!
- Seriously? - Seriously!
Hey! You!
You should be happy just being my wife!
- You! Good for nothing! - Yes.
- I am happy. - As long as you understand.
Are you happy?
Yes I am...very much.
I can't take it anymore. You should leave him right away!
I can't...
- Why not? - He is a frightful man.
He'll come after me 'til the ends of the earth.
Then, I'll take you with me.
No you can't.
I'm a married woman.
I don't care. I'll take you with me.
Eh?
No matter how far...
Why would you do this for me....?
I want to save you...
You shouldn't be harmed by a man like him.
You're the one to bring peace to this world.
Please don't worry about me and continue with your quest.
I know you can accomplish this.
No.
A beautiful flower...
...should never be disgraced...
Yoshihiko-sama...
~ Something changed ~
~ What kind of miracle is this? ~
~ I can't leave you be no matter what ~
~ When you saved me ~
~ I saw the light in my future ~
~ One that gave me hope was you! You! ~
~ Is it destiny as a monk? ~
~ No, that's not the only reason ~
~ Do I want to run away? ~
~ No, that's not the only reason ~
~ Our destiny... ~
~ We met here... ~
~ And something changed ~
~ Inside us... ~
- I'll defeat the monster. - I'll take care of you.
~ Ah~ In the middle of fighting ~
~ Let's spend happy times together ~
~ Just the two of us forever ~
~ We can overcome any hardship and sadness ~
~ Because we love each other ~
- ~This love is ~ - ~This love is ~
~ Will never disappear! Will be forever! ~
I bet everything on Red and Green!
"Zawa zawa zawa zawa" (Ultimate Survivor Kaiji reference)
Who the heck's saying "Zawa zawa"?
Just ignore it.
I got the key! Thanks!
But your hair and mustache are gross and you're totally not my type. Good-bye!
But where is Yoshihiko searching at?
Ah! Yoshihiko!
We got the key!
That's good.
Sah! It's now time to seal the monsters away.
Even with the key, I'm sure it will not be easy.
- There will be more obstacles... - May I leave that task to you?
Eh?
To tell the truth...
There is a person I must save.
You're right. You will be saving everyone in the world.
No, not everyone in the world...
I must save this woman.
Eh! EH!
Eh? What are you saying?
Her name is Flona.
She married a brutal man...
...and is suffering from domestic violence!
He nitpicks at everything everyday...
...and beats and kicks...
- Her entire body is covered in bruises. - Yoshihiko!
Right now, this entire world is COVERED IN BRUISES!
If I don't save her now, she'll die!
This world would too.
Yes, it's important to save a wife from husband's abuse but...
Isn't it more important to seal the monsters and bring peace to this world?
There is no need to seal the monsters ANYMORE!!
I've changed my role and became a monk.
My destiny told me to save people... ...and...
...I met Flona.
I was saving Flona but she was also saving me.
Kindness and love of a married woman.
I've realized.
The kindness I was seeking in this world. This woman has that.
That's a quite the answer... you've found...
This married woman's kindness... after going through so much in life...
I realized it for the first time after meeting this woman named Flona.
Ah~ Once all the women in the world becomes married women...
...then this would be a wonderful world...
I think I'll leave myself to a married woman's care.
Bright future with a married woman...
I think I'll run into that future.
Listen, Yoshihiko.
Your speech sound's very cool and positive but...
But it's also called...
- ...adultery. - Yes, it is adultery.
But I don't care!
No! It's worth committing adultery!
How can a Yuusha commit adultery?!
Yuusha should commit adultery!
Adultery is a culture. But it's a risky path.
Risky path equals quest.
Right! It's a quest that a Yuusha like myself should challenge!
You sound...Convincing!
If I become a married woman, would you come back to me?
You can only cook ready made food packets, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED!!
Ah! Don't go! Come back! Come back Murasaki!
A married woman over 'Akuryo no Kagi'...
That's...
...my decision...
I'm sorry. I can't leave him.
But you promised! You said you'll leave him and come with me.
I can't.
- Leave him! - What are you doing with my wife?
You!
I see.
Your husband forced you to say it.
~ This woman is my wife ~
~ I'll not let you interfere ~
~ No, she said she will come with me ~
~ Then Yuusha, fight with me ~
~ If you win, you can have her ~
~ As you wish, you should go to hell ~
~ Risking the man's pride ~
~ Risking the life of the woman I love ~
~ Risking my life and let's fight ~
~ Let's fight and pull your sword out ~
~ Listen, Flona is...~
~ ...in love with me ~
~ You're wrong. She's in love with...
Ah~ Sorry about that.
This boy get's a little worked up and go crazy sometimes.
He doesn't have time to be doing this right now.
Oi Murasaki, what you were saying before... ...cast it on him.
- Um... I really don't know what it does. - Just do it.
Honey! I love you!
Me too. I Really, really love you!
I'll take good care of you!
Success.
I guess you obtained a spell that you don't know what's going to happen...
I really don't get it...
Yoshihiko is all good since Hotoke reset his mind but...
...another fake key again...
Of course it was fake. You got it after having fun!
People, this is not a leisure trip!
Don't mess around!
Sorry...
I can't believe you apologized.
You're so mature.
Brother.
I've obtained Drunken Fist.
Just drink alcohol...
...and I'll be unbeatable.
Yamada Takayuki - Yoshihiko
Kinami Haruka - Murasaki
Muro Tsuyoshi - Merebu
Okamoto Azusa - Hisa
Sato Jiro - Hotoke
Takuma Shin - Danjo
Nakamura Yuri
Kakizawa Hayato
Tanaka Konatsu / Poko (dog)
Totsugi Shigeyuki (cameo appearance)
Subtitles and Translation by Danburi Editor and QC by \( -o _ o- )/
Opening Theme: From Noon Till Dawn by STRAIGHTENER Ending Theme: Doko e mo Ikanaiyo by moumoon
Cooperation by Square-Enix
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